Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. The Army.
Q. Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A. Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Q. Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees?
A. So the Germans could march in the shade.
Q: How many people does it take to defend Paris?
A: Nobody knows, its never been tried.
Q. How do you get a trombone to sound like a French horn?
A. Stick your hand in the bell and mess up all the notes.
Q. Why are the French so afraid of war?
A. You would be too if you never won one in your history. Source.